Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.

5 thoughts on “Questions…

  1. LOL…yes, I have been a victim of the vacuum cleaner item…how humiliating!
    As for Superman, Jason may have the answer to that one!

  2. Given Superman’s thoughtful nature, he knows that someone bought that gun with their hard earned money. Criminal or not, he wouldn’t want to destroy other people’s property if he could avoid it, knowing full well the gun would shatter if it hit him. Superman is down with O.P.P.

  3. No doubt. Droppin’ a little Naughty by Nature reference is always welcomed. As long as everyone keeps it “G” while they are keepin’ it real, we are all good to go.

    This probably disqualifies any possible NWA or 2 Live Crew references.

    Good to have you back Superman!

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